@slmille4
“That’s the crazy part, we don’t DO anything“
@TimHunold
You forgot the credit card for expenses so you can rack up rewards on hotel stays
@NoWheyHombre
tattoo on the upper arm that just says "downsize, outsource, and cut benefits"
@kylegordon00
As a consultant from Columbus, I'm gonna need to pin down an alignment meeting with you so we can start a think tank about the inclusion of new core values to add to our cultural impact mission statement
@Derin_Halil
no patagonia smh
@mustang8206
Columbus catching strays 😂
@BasiliskEyes
Let's redirect you to Dan Toomey's What do consultants actually do explainer. End of the quarter the best performer gets Zyn.
@ayushgupta-ag
Bro forgot to make PPT
@lucloya222
I watched severance because of this short
@gran6782
Pretty accurate LoL (I have been in the industry). Sometimes you are burned-out AF and have memory blanks. Just like that!
@magicvibrations5180
No but really, I just started this job and a big part of it is literally called refinement. Refinement is literally what I spend my entire day doing sometimes.
@mnmlst1
This is SO accurate.
@anatoleashraf1403
A+ Adam Scott impression with the voice. I almost expected you to start talking about U2
@jumpsplat120
The cross over i never knew I needed
@GoodVolition
So anyway I advise two or three rounds of layoffs.
@viscountslappy5085
Sounds like you work for....*McKinsey*
@imandudeperson
What’d Columbus do to deserve this slander
@noosy530
This is truly hilarious
@codingparas
Brother, you are the best ❤😂
@Sslack_